I have owned my home for about ten years now. It's a nice one bedroom condo on the second floor of a six unit building - basically I have one family below me and one family above me. Most of the years I have lived here have been quiet. The condo below mine is usually empty and the one above me was occupied by an older woman.
Looks like we're walking in on a battle that has just gotten underway. On the field: Hitmontop versus Cresselia.
Looks like Cresselia has her EVs in Speed and is getting the opportunity to go first. She goes in for the quick knock out with Psychic.
It does not affect Hitmontop.
Hitmontop retaliates with Dark Pulse and Cresselia faints. It's super effective!
The opponent next sends out Tornadus. He's sure to get a KO on Hitmontop!
Tornadus keeps it safe with some Aerial Ace. He lands a smack on our friend Hitmontop.
Something amazing happened this past Thursday. Something that has never, ever, ever, happened before. I beat my friend Gabe in a Pokémon battle! It was a real battle, too - he wasn't going easy on me. We had gone a few rounds already, I was on my second beer, and I had figured there was no way that I was going to beat his Hydreigon, Zapdos, Archeops, and Starmie team. What I didn't realize was he had decided to swap out his Starmie for a Cloyster. What a mistake! I had finally gotten my Whiscash to stomp Archeops, my Hydreigon somehow beat his Zapdos, and he was just left with just Hydreigon and Cloyster. Well, if you don't know - I love my Volcarona. While not my favorite Pokémon of all time, I love using it in battle. Friends, just a little Bug Buzz from my Volcarona, David Hugs, and Hydreigon was down. Cloyster came out and before he could set up with Shell Smash - Bug Buzz, Bug Buzz - Boom, Cloyster was down and Will was the winner!
All of this to remind you guys that Bug-types are 1,000 times more awesome than Dark-types and that the Pokémon this week is . . . Genesect!