Abiliteers, I feel the need. The need for acceleration beyond the usual pace at which I move in a forward direction. I’ve also conveniently wrapped chains around my tires so I can do so in any weather! In the summer. I didn’t think this scenario through well enough, guys. ANYHOO, this is Ability of the Week: Swift Swim, Chlorophyll, AND Sand Rush!
PKMN of the Week is feeling a little under the weather right now (probably because of all the little gals and bros at Pokémon League) so we're going to keep it short. I'll have to call on a Pokémon with Cloud Nine ability to negate all weather effects.
Earlier today a chill bro asked me for some advice on communicating with the ladies. Of course, this is like asking a peanut farmer for advice on raising cane but I did the best I could. From my perspective, chicks are like chill bros except they have like, emotions and stuff. This puts me in mind of super Pokémon Golduck.