Okay, guys. Here’s your article for today.
And there you go! Have a week!
…What? That one didn’t beam directly into your brain? Sonuva… thought I had mastered this Ability. Guess we’ve got to do this the old-fashioned way. Stupid helmet wasn’t worth half of the $80 I paid that old man.
And all I wanted in the first place was for him to donate the Youth Coast Guard Auxilary.
Muddled Back to the Future references aside, this is Ability of the Week: Telepathy!