I hate teenagers.
Actually, let me be more specific: I hate teenage boys.
The Pokémon League I attend on Sundays tends to have more teenage boys than anything else. How to describe them?
They say stupid things. They don't think before they speak. They ask if you are related to Steve Jobs because you are wearing a long sleeve black top. They talk about "ubers" like it is a real thing that means anything (FYI - it doesn't).
Teenage boys smell. Either no one has told them yet that they need to wear deodorant, wash their clothes, wash themselves, etc. or they wear too much cologne or body spray so you have an allergy attack the minute they walk into the room.
They are surly. They travel in packs. They mock people and things outside of their own.
I know all of this especially well because, I, to was once a teenage boy. Absolutely of the worst variety.