On the Road to Old Mexico

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I come to you with some bad news. I am currently on a Spring Break trip to good old Old Mexico. And for this reason, there won't be a Thursday article from me today or next week. 

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jeez, this David guy couldn't dependably write a weekly article to save his freaking life." And you're probably pretty right in saying that. But anyway, I'll totally, definitely, DEFINITELY be back to write a column every week starting next next Thursday. Hopefully this trip will give me some kind of experience that will be somehow useful in bringing you less crappy writing, but I wouldn't bet on it.

If you're going on a Spring Break vacation as well, be careful and have fun. I'll be back to grace your brain and eye-holes with my writing in a few weeks. 

Pokemon Scholar for Hire

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As you may have noticed, David hasn't exactly been pulling his weight around here in the write-a-freaking-article department. He spends most of his time here at the luxurious PKMNcast Secret Headquarters laying around on the couch in the green room, eating Poffins and seeing how many jars of Moo-Moo Milk he can drink in rapid succession without throwing up*. We're getting sick and tired of cleaning up all of those empty jars, and for that reason we're to finally going to put him back to work. 
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